Well, Earthquakes Can Happen Undersea...

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So let's all just start blaming Davy Jones for what happened in Japan and move on with our lives, shall we? - Matty Malaprop

Alternatively, You Could Just Use Force Lightning

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I mean, that's what he's gonna do to you the second you give him an opportunity... - Matty Malaprop

But Why Would One Ever Want to?

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I mean seriously people, this isn't the damn Labyrinth we're talking about! And if David Bowie isn't waiting for me pelvis-out in a beautiful codpiece when I go through a door, well then I don't want to go through that door at all! - Matty Malaprop

Can I Be Liszt Then?

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Or maybe Rachmaninoff? I do love me some Rachmaninoff... - Matty Malaprop

Let's All Watch As the Pun Train Mulders

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After looking at this pun and spending half an hour trying to come up with some appropriate commentary, all I can bring myself to say is that the Tylenol in the image above seems awfully appealing right now... - Matty Malaprop

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