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I mean seriously people, this isn't the damn Labyrinth we're talking about! And if David Bowie isn't waiting for me pelvis-out in a beautiful codpiece when I go through a door, well then I don't want to go through that door at all! - Matty Malaprop

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It's not the facelessness that's most frightening here, it's the realization that James Earl Jones would make a TERRIFYING Slenderman voice actor. - Matty Malaprop

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I'm sorry, but where's my main cat LeVar Burton in this picture? I WANT TO READ AND I WANT THERE TO BE RAINBOWS WHILE I'M DOING IT THANKYOUVERYMUCH. - Matty Malaprop

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The weight becomes especially pronounced after you've consumed at least 1.21 gigashots. - Matty Malaprop

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Faramir told me he "died well, achieving some good readings. His face was more pressurized even than in life." - Matty Malaprop

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