Rhett Beaver

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Rhett Beaver
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Punmaster Static_Bunny says: "I rodent recommend hurting Scarlett's deer little heart."

And just like that, Rhett was gone with the wind. - Matty Malaprop

David Goes to the Existential Crisis

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David Goes to the Existential Crisis
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Can't really blame the kid; last time I got gassed up at the dentist, I walked out of there thinking I was a queen, too. - Matty Malaprop

Bet You Didn't Realize Superman Was Black!

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Bet You Didn't Realize Superman Was Black!
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FUN FACT: This was actually written to be canon in the long-lost eighth Harry Potter book, Harry Potter and the Ever-Chafing Spandex Super Suit. - Matty Malaprop

The Sixth Sense

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The Sixth Sense
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Unfortunately, it's not a sense one can very well possess when struggling against the perils of frostbite. - Matty Malaprop

Get in the Car Loser, We're Going Shooping

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Get in the Car Loser, We're Going Shooping
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Honestly, I've seen so many Rage Comics in my life at this point that I'm completely un-Fey-zed by this one. - Matty Malaprop

Can I Be Liszt Then?

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Can I Be Liszt Then?
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Or maybe Rachmaninoff? I do love me some Rachmaninoff... - Matty Malaprop