Can I Be Liszt Then?

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Can I Be Liszt Then?
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Or maybe Rachmaninoff? I do love me some Rachmaninoff... - Matty Malaprop

But Have You Invoked the Right of Parlay?

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But Have You Invoked the Right of Parlay?
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And WHY is the rum gone? And for that matter, give me your keys, idiot. - Matty Malaprop