Fathers Always Come Up With Creative <em>Pun</em>ishments

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I like the way they emphasize the puns with CAPS LOCK. Oh wait. Actually, I don't like that at all. Never mind. - Matty Malaprop

Sounds Like a Lovely Place, Really

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Such laughable forms of punishment aren't terribly compelling reasons for repeat punfenders to repunt, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

Capital Punishment

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It's cruel, sure, but it's still not the harshest sentence. That would be Helvetica Punishment. - Matty Malaprop

Digging Your Own Grave

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As someone who's most certainly on punmaster death row, I too fear for my life thanks to the severity of our society's punitive system. - Matty Malaprop