WORTH IT.

Favorite
WORTH IT.
- -

That's pretty harsh, man. Maybe you should give him at least a little bit of Italyway before you go and unfriend him like that. - Matty Malaprop

Damn You, Troll Dad!

Favorite
Damn You, Troll Dad!
- -

Troll Dad would know. He's made a TON of Ens zyme in his life. - Matty Malaprop

BEST. PUNCHLINE. EVER.

Favorite
BEST. PUNCHLINE. EVER.
- -

When I finished reading this pun, I audibly hyuck finned. - Matty Malaprop

Seems Like a Fine Reason to Jump, If You Ask Me

Favorite
Seems Like a Fine Reason to Jump, If You Ask Me
- -

Death, or deathly punmanship. There's no winning when those are your options. - Matty Malaprop

Courtship Circa 2012

Favorite
Courtship Circa 2012
- -

Please don't let this become a commonly used macro please don't let this become a commonly used macro please don't let this become a commonly used macro please don't let this become a commonly used macro please don't let this become a commonly used macro... - Matty Malaprop

Read Until the End. It's Worth It.

Favorite
Read Until the End. It's Worth It.
- -

I've always been quite partial to puns with this much linearity. - Matty Malaprop