Read Until the End. It's Worth It.

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double meaning,line,lines,literalism,long form,punch,punchline,variations on a theme,worth it
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I've always been quite partial to puns with this much linearity. - Matty Malaprop

No Punchline

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variations on a theme,punch,literalism,line,double meaning,punchline
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I really love that this joke both is and isn't. It's tautological but also a paradox! WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS I'M A NERD AND I'M READING WAY TOO MUCH INTO THIS DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY GOD YOU'RE ALL SUCH HUGE JERKS! - Matty Malaprop

I'd Like to Roll Some Stones at That Rat...

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double meaning,Hall of Fame,homophone,knead,lolwut,long,lyric,need,pearls before swine,punchline,terrible,the rolling stone,you-cant-always-get-what-you-want
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It's these kind of jokes that got the whole lot of "Pearls Before Swine" characters Exiled on Main Street to begin with. - Matty Malaprop

Seems Like a Fine Reason to Jump, If You Ask Me

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pointless,groan-inducing,circles,problem,wrong,literalism,no,double meaning,punchline,point
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Death, or deathly punmanship. There's no winning when those are your options. - Matty Malaprop

How Flipperant of Them...

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fishing,for,halibut,hell,hell of it,it,killing,of,punchline,similar sounding,sport
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I'm pretty sure these fishers will be singing a different tuna when their aquatic prey start coming after them armed with swordfish... - Matty Malaprop

BEST. PUNCHLINE. EVER.

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best ever,buildup,double meaning,idiom,literalism,long form,mark twain,nom de plume,punchline,samuel clemens,twain
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When I finished reading this pun, I audibly hyuck finned. - Matty Malaprop

Brown and Sticky

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stick,brown,gifs,sticky,dogs,punchline,adjectives View Fullscreen
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This could have gone a lot ruffer. Y'all should be thankful for the dopey punchline. - Matty Malaprop

Cute puppies and funny doggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

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