Read Until the End. It's Worth It.

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Read Until the End. It's Worth It.
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I've always been quite partial to puns with this much linearity. - Matty Malaprop

Seems Like a Fine Reason to Jump, If You Ask Me

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Seems Like a Fine Reason to Jump, If You Ask Me
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Death, or deathly punmanship. There's no winning when those are your options. - Matty Malaprop

How Flipperant of Them...

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How Flipperant of Them...
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I'm pretty sure these fishers will be singing a different tuna when their aquatic prey start coming after them armed with swordfish... - Matty Malaprop

No Punchline

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No Punchline
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I really love that this joke both is and isn't. It's tautological but also a paradox! WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS I'M A NERD AND I'M READING WAY TOO MUCH INTO THIS DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY GOD YOU'RE ALL SUCH HUGE JERKS! - Matty Malaprop

Damn You, Troll Dad!

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Damn You, Troll Dad!
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Troll Dad would know. He's made a TON of Ens zyme in his life. - Matty Malaprop