BEST. PUNCHLINE. EVER.

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BEST. PUNCHLINE. EVER.
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When I finished reading this pun, I audibly hyuck finned. - Matty Malaprop

Damn You, Troll Dad!

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Damn You, Troll Dad!
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Troll Dad would know. He's made a TON of Ens zyme in his life. - Matty Malaprop

Seems Like a Fine Reason to Jump, If You Ask Me

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Seems Like a Fine Reason to Jump, If You Ask Me
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Death, or deathly punmanship. There's no winning when those are your options. - Matty Malaprop

How Flipperant of Them...

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How Flipperant of Them...
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I'm pretty sure these fishers will be singing a different tuna when their aquatic prey start coming after them armed with swordfish... - Matty Malaprop

The Best Line

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The Best Line
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Me and my friends do this to my roommate everytime he starts humming Dashboard Confessional's "Screaming Infidelities." You'd think he'd have learned by now... - Matty Malaprop

Brown and Sticky

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This could have gone a lot ruffer. Y'all should be thankful for the dopey punchline. - Matty Malaprop

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