I've always been quite partial to puns with this much linearity. - Matty Malaprop
I really love that this joke both is and isn't. It's tautological but also a paradox! WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS I'M A NERD AND I'M READING WAY TOO MUCH INTO THIS DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY GOD YOU'RE ALL SUCH HUGE JERKS! - Matty Malaprop
It's these kind of jokes that got the whole lot of "Pearls Before Swine" characters Exiled on Main Street to begin with. - Matty Malaprop
Death, or deathly punmanship. There's no winning when those are your options. - Matty Malaprop
I'm pretty sure these fishers will be singing a different tuna when their aquatic prey start coming after them armed with swordfish... - Matty Malaprop
When I finished reading this pun, I audibly hyuck finned. - Matty Malaprop
This could have gone a lot ruffer. Y'all should be thankful for the dopey punchline. - Matty Malaprop
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