A Match Made in Rainbow-Laden Heaven

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David Caruso, meet My Little Pony. My Little Pony, meet David Caruso. I think you're all going to get along splendidly. - Matty Malaprop

Talk About Acorn-y Joke...

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Talk About Acorn-y Joke...
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Looks like all the joy is gone from someone's almonds... - Matty Malaprop

The Best Line

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The Best Line
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Me and my friends do this to my roommate everytime he starts humming Dashboard Confessional's "Screaming Infidelities." You'd think he'd have learned by now... - Matty Malaprop

Just Looking at This Image Hurts Most Men

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Just Looking at This Image Hurts Most Men
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There's no worse way to have the almond joy taken out of your sex life. - Matty Malaprop

No Punchline

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No Punchline
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I really love that this joke both is and isn't. It's tautological but also a paradox! WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS I'M A NERD AND I'M READING WAY TOO MUCH INTO THIS DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY GOD YOU'RE ALL SUCH HUGE JERKS! - Matty Malaprop