No Punchline

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No Punchline
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I really love that this joke both is and isn't. It's tautological but also a paradox! WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS I'M A NERD AND I'M READING WAY TOO MUCH INTO THIS DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY GOD YOU'RE ALL SUCH HUGE JERKS! - Matty Malaprop

Talk About Acorn-y Joke...

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Talk About Acorn-y Joke...
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Looks like all the joy is gone from someone's almonds... - Matty Malaprop

Read Until the End. It's Worth It.

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Read Until the End. It's Worth It.
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I've always been quite partial to puns with this much linearity. - Matty Malaprop

Just Looking at This Image Hurts Most Men

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Just Looking at This Image Hurts Most Men
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There's no worse way to have the almond joy taken out of your sex life. - Matty Malaprop