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There's no worse way to have the almond joy taken out of your sex life. - Matty Malaprop

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Me and my friends do this to my roommate everytime he starts humming Dashboard Confessional's "Screaming Infidelities." You'd think he'd have learned by now... - Matty Malaprop

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Looks like all the joy is gone from someone's almonds... - Matty Malaprop

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I've always been quite partial to puns with this much linearity. - Matty Malaprop