punch

By Amy
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David Caruso, meet My Little Pony. My Little Pony, meet David Caruso. I think you're all going to get along splendidly. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning,euphemism,Hall of Fame,literalism,not sexy,nuts,punch
Via: Canv.as
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Looks like all the joy is gone from someone's almonds... - Matty Malaprop

false expectations,punch,literalism,nuts
By Unknown
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There's no worse way to have the almond joy taken out of your sex life. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning,line,lines,literalism,long form,punch,punchline,variations on a theme,worth it
By Unknown
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I've always been quite partial to puns with this much linearity. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning,line,literalism,punch,punchline
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Me and my friends do this to my roommate everytime he starts humming Dashboard Confessional's "Screaming Infidelities." You'd think he'd have learned by now... - Matty Malaprop

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