The Best Line

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double meaning,line,literalism,punch,punchline
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Me and my friends do this to my roommate everytime he starts humming Dashboard Confessional's "Screaming Infidelities." You'd think he'd have learned by now... - Matty Malaprop

A Match Made in Rainbow-Laden Heaven

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David Caruso, meet My Little Pony. My Little Pony, meet David Caruso. I think you're all going to get along splendidly. - Matty Malaprop

Read Until the End. It's Worth It.

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double meaning,line,lines,literalism,long form,punch,punchline,variations on a theme,worth it
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I've always been quite partial to puns with this much linearity. - Matty Malaprop

Talk About Acorn-y Joke...

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double meaning,euphemism,Hall of Fame,literalism,not sexy,nuts,punch
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Looks like all the joy is gone from someone's almonds... - Matty Malaprop