These Jokes All Seem a Bit Shallow to Me

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dead horse,Hall of Fame,iphone,ocean,promise,texting,threat
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Such Was His Delivery From Evil

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double meaning,free,guarantee,Hall of Fame,literalism,misinterpretation,pizza,promise
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I think I would have enjoyed this story a bit more if I hadn't been completely sauced when I read it. - Matty Malaprop

These Boots Were Made For... Talkin'?

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I think this pun needs more cowbell... - Matty Malaprop

You Can't Trump That Logic

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Sounds Like a Lovely Place, Really

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penitentiary,prefix,prison,promise,pun,punishment,threat
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Such laughable forms of punishment aren't terribly compelling reasons for repeat punfenders to repunt, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop