Such Was His Delivery From Evil

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I think I would have enjoyed this story a bit more if I hadn't been completely sauced when I read it. - Matty Malaprop

Sounds Like a Lovely Place, Really

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Such laughable forms of punishment aren't terribly compelling reasons for repeat punfenders to repunt, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

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