The Most Expensive Fast Food Ever?

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big,big mac,burger,computer,double meaning,literalism,product,small
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Sure, you're paying more than $2,000 for a burger. But have you ever eaten another burger in your life that allowed you to emulate the original Oregon Trail? I DIDN'T THINK SO! - Matty Malaprop

It's All Thanks To Your Choice of Haircare Product

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double meaning,Growing,hair,haircare,literalism,mohawk,product,punk,rancid,rogaine
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When you're balding, but you still wanna dress the part for that upcoming Rancid concert, you need MOGAINE (tm). - Matty Malaprop

The Worst Tape of All

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invisible,invisible tape,literalism,missing,product,tape,worst
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As if the end of the roll wasn't already hard enough to find! - Matty Malaprop

AvocaDO WANT!

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advertising,holy guacamole,homophone,idiom,literalism,product,wholly,win
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It's a great snack to take with you on all guacs of life! - Matty Malaprop

You Guys Like Hip-Hop?

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beats,beets,clever,double meaning,fat beats,Hall of Fame,name,phat,product,title
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And all this time, here I was thinking R&B stood for rhythm and blues, when in fact it means rutabagas and beets! - Matty Malaprop

Paul's Boozetique

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ale,amazing,beastie boys,booze,name,product,rhyme,rhyming,similar sounding,yeast
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Do you think this magical drink was brewed up by a Hot Sauce Committee? - Matty Malaprop

Hard to Discern Than a Gaussian Blur

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adobe,character,comic,comics,DC,flash,logo,product,software,superhero,the flash
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Fighting internet unfunniness crime, one shoop at a time. - Matty Malaprop