The Worst Tape of All

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The Worst Tape of All
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As if the end of the roll wasn't already hard enough to find! - Matty Malaprop

And Here You Thought They Were Just Mispronouncing Something...

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One time in French class in high school, a peer of mine told the class she almost shat herself the last time she got scared by a movie. Our teacher was shocked to hear one of her pupil's swearing, until said classmate convinced her that she had meant to say "chat" (French for cat) instead.

This story has very little to do with this video. But I decided to tell it anyway, so you're welcome! - Matty Malaprop

The Most Expensive Fast Food Ever?

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The Most Expensive Fast Food Ever?
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Sure, you're paying more than $2,000 for a burger. But have you ever eaten another burger in your life that allowed you to emulate the original Oregon Trail? I DIDN'T THINK SO! - Matty Malaprop

AvocaDO WANT!

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AvocaDO WANT!
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It's a great snack to take with you on all guacs of life! - Matty Malaprop

It's All Thanks To Your Choice of Haircare Product

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It's All Thanks To Your Choice of Haircare Product
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When you're balding, but you still wanna dress the part for that upcoming Rancid concert, you need MOGAINE (tm). - Matty Malaprop

You Guys Like Hip-Hop?

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You Guys Like Hip-Hop?
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And all this time, here I was thinking R&B stood for rhythm and blues, when in fact it means rutabagas and beets! - Matty Malaprop