It's All Thanks To Your Choice of Haircare Product

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It's All Thanks To Your Choice of Haircare Product
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When you're balding, but you still wanna dress the part for that upcoming Rancid concert, you need MOGAINE (tm). - Matty Malaprop

And Here You Thought They Were Just Mispronouncing Something...

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One time in French class in high school, a peer of mine told the class she almost shat herself the last time she got scared by a movie. Our teacher was shocked to hear one of her pupil's swearing, until said classmate convinced her that she had meant to say "chat" (French for cat) instead.

This story has very little to do with this video. But I decided to tell it anyway, so you're welcome! - Matty Malaprop

AvocaDO WANT!

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AvocaDO WANT!
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It's a great snack to take with you on all guacs of life! - Matty Malaprop

Hard to Discern Than a Gaussian Blur

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Hard to Discern Than a Gaussian Blur
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Fighting internet unfunniness crime, one shoop at a time. - Matty Malaprop

Puns N' Roses

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Puns N' Roses
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The only difference is that sweet chai is actually good, which is more than can be said of GnR... - Matty Malaprop