Death, or deathly punmanship. There's no winning when those are your options. - Matty Malaprop

If you're going to believe in some higher power, you may as well believe in one that is truly titanic. - Matty Malaprop

... because every time I see you my Jokulhaups* to attention! - Matty Malaprop

Source: Three Word Phrase

• Yes, my p33n is named Jokul. WHATCHAGONNADOABOUTIT?

On the plus side, their fees are variable>. - Matty Malaprop

But what are you then, pray tell, if you're part of the solvent? - Matty Malaprop