Seems Like a Fine Reason to Jump, If You Ask Me

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Death, or deathly punmanship. There's no winning when those are your options. - Matty Malaprop

Someone Call Davy Jones!

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If you're going to believe in some higher power, you may as well believe in one that is truly titanic. - Matty Malaprop