Well would you look at that! This one's also available as one o' dem dere movin' pictures... - Matty Malaprop

If you're going to cling to an outdated medium, at least have a strong justificatory system in place to back up your clinginess! - Matty Malaprop

You can't be too ribbitter when you marry into a family that could by all the flies in the Everglades, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

I mean, where would this site even be today were it not for the valiant misspellings of idiots on the interwebs? - Matty Malaprop