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literalism pear peer peer pressure pressure typo
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Only a total fruit would give into pear pressure, 'namsayin? #I'mNotHomophobicISwear #THISPUNISABOUTFRUIT #NOITREALLYACTUALLYIS - Matty Malaprop

boat boats cliché homophone peer peer pressure pier pressure
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Seriously, it's like you can't even throw out an anchor these days without the Coast Guard getting all up in your aquatic business. - Matty Malaprop

air double meaning drag FAIL insensitive parachute pressure resistance science skydiving too soon wind
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Look on the bright side though; it's not like he did anything other than accelerate the inevitable! - Matty Malaprop