Never Give Into It!

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Never Give Into It!
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Only a total fruit would give into pear pressure, 'namsayin? #I'mNotHomophobicISwear #THISPUNISABOUTFRUIT #NOITREALLYACTUALLYIS - Matty Malaprop

He Clearly Didn't Understand the Gravity of the Situation

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He Clearly Didn't Understand the Gravity of the Situation
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Look on the bright side though; it's not like he did anything other than accelerate the inevitable! - Matty Malaprop

Well, and Also Because of Federal Regulations

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Well, and Also Because of Federal Regulations
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Seriously, it's like you can't even throw out an anchor these days without the Coast Guard getting all up in your aquatic business. - Matty Malaprop