'Scuse me, while I Rutherford the sky. - Matty Malaprop

A penny? Seriously? Abe might have been an honest dude, but that doesn't mean he wasn't a stinkin' cheapskate. - Matty Malaprop

He's never afraid to clamp down and offer his superior some honest criticism. - Matty Malaprop

And as your resident male punmaster, I hereby absolve myself from knowing what pumps actually look like, so my above title maintains both its integrity and its alliteration. - Matty Malaprop