Ugh, Beer Snobs

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Ugh, Beer Snobs
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They always get so upset when their booze comes to them in a Ballet! I've always preferred my swill on Flamenco, but at least I know how to compromise! - Matty Malaprop

Or a Hit Pop Single, Really

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Or a Hit Pop Single, Really
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I mean, sure, it's cute, but clearly this would have worked better if it referenced by boyfriend, Justin Timberlake. And his package within a package, of course. - Matty Malaprop

And Certainly the One I Care More About

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And Certainly the One I Care More About
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Well, minus the fact that Crown is like ipecac to me. But hey... BOOZE! - Matty Malaprop