Black Ranger never was the Alpha of the group, but he always did know how to put a smile ZordON everyone's face! - Matty Malaprop

The plural is throwing me off a bit here... does that mean there are multiple Chuck Norrises in this universe? I don't think any place could handle that. - Matty Malaprop

The last time I was on morphine, I am pretty sure I started talking to my IV drip bag as though it was Zordon, so this makes PERFECT sense to me. - Matty Malaprop

Kinda changes the whole idea behind their friendly neighborhood "Juice Bar," doesn't it? - Matty Malaprop