... or this is your drugs on a cranium, depending on whether you have predilection for keeping your pot in a pot or not. - Matty Malaprop
What, you were expecting more weed/Hitler jokes? - Matty Malaprop
Besides, Kettle has always considered his color to be more of a "dark gray." - Matty Malaprop
Next thing you know we'll be decriminalizing recreational wok. - Matty Malaprop
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