Next thing you know we'll be decriminalizing recreational wok. - Matty Malaprop

Besides, Kettle has always considered his color to be more of a "dark gray." - Matty Malaprop

What, you were expecting more weed/Hitler jokes? - Matty Malaprop

... or this is your drugs on a cranium, depending on whether you have predilection for keeping your pot in a pot or not. - Matty Malaprop