A couple days late, but obligatory nonetheless. - Matty Malaprop

Haters gonna hate, and I can assure you I'm a hater when it comes to MLP. - Matty Malaprop

Brohoof! Join the herd!

You know, to satiate all the vultures out there that prey on advice memes like this one... - Matty Malaprop

Perhaps you should see him to the afterlife with some very rigorous mortis? - Matty Malaprop

Because everyone knows that after saying the V-E-T word, the second most surefire way to get a cat to mysteriously vanish is to break out the brush. - Matty Malaprop

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

It's just like the Spielberg classic, only the theme music's trademark duh-nuhs are replaced with purr-purrs. - Matty Malaprop

You can has moar feline funny ober heer!

There are no words. I'm dead now. From laughing too hard. - Matty Malaprop

P.S. SERVICE CHIHUAHUAS AREN'T A REAL THING COME ON NOW REESE. - Matty Malaprop