A couple days late, but obligatory nonetheless. - Matty Malaprop
Haters gonna hate, and I can assure you I'm a hater when it comes to MLP. - Matty Malaprop
You know, to satiate all the vultures out there that prey on advice memes like this one... - Matty Malaprop
Perhaps you should see him to the afterlife with some very rigorous mortis? - Matty Malaprop
Because everyone knows that after saying the V-E-T word, the second most surefire way to get a cat to mysteriously vanish is to break out the brush. - Matty Malaprop
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
It's just like the Spielberg classic, only the theme music's trademark duh-nuhs are replaced with purr-purrs. - Matty Malaprop
There are no words. I'm dead now. From laughing too hard. - Matty Malaprop
P.S. SERVICE CHIHUAHUAS AREN'T A REAL THING COME ON NOW REESE. - Matty Malaprop