Oh Good! For a Minute I Thought You Were Being a Manatease!

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Oh Good! For a Minute I Thought You Were Being a Manatease!
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Seriously though, if you tell me about a party that you're throwing, and then proceed to not invite me, I'll be tempted to say that our friendship is dolphinished. - Matty Malaprop

Love With a Porpoise

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Love With a Porpoise
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It's the kind of love -- the real, full, mature kind of love -- no manateen can ever really understand. - Matty Malaprop

Everyone Serves a Porpoise

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Everyone Serves a Porpoise
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To be fair, it's roughly a million times better than serving a tyrannical cuttlefish. - Matty Malaprop

Loki's Burden

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Loki's Burden
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Seems to me like Loki could really use a Hulk right now. - Matty Malaprop