If I'm going to have to deal with a tapped phone line, I'm pretty a tapped phone line that helps create voice-activated porpoises is the best kind there is. - Matty Malaprop
To be fair, it's roughly a million times better than serving a tyrannical cuttlefish. - Matty Malaprop
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It's the kind of love -- the real, full, mature kind of love -- no manateen can ever really understand. - Matty Malaprop
Seems to me like Loki could really use a Hulk right now. - Matty Malaprop
Ugh, you're always such a manatease. - Matty Malaprop
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