Seriously though, if you tell me about a party that you're throwing, and then proceed to not invite me, I'll be tempted to say that our friendship is dolphinished. - Matty Malaprop
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It's the kind of love -- the real, full, mature kind of love -- no manateen can ever really understand. - Matty Malaprop
And by the looks of it, he's doing a great job and will be receiving a not-insignificant tip for his troubles! - Matty Malaprop
To be fair, it's roughly a million times better than serving a tyrannical cuttlefish. - Matty Malaprop
Ugh, you're always such a manatease. - Matty Malaprop
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