Deadpool

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Strange... I still prefer the Marvel character to this iteration. - Matty Malaprop

Pool Table

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The reliable presence of old, warped pool tables is always one of my favorite things about dive bars. - Matty Malaprop

Well it's Technically a Vanpool, But I Guess I'll Let it Slide

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Screw being a pool shark. I've always aspired to be a billiards Volkswagen! - Matty Malaprop

TAKE THAT TRAFFIC LAWS!

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They Really Ought to Work On Clarifying These...

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Slow Children at Play was just the beginning of the sign-centric madness. - Matty Malaprop

I Didn't Know This Road Went Underwater!

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carpool,car,cliché,pool,literalism,double meaning
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Oh, it doesn't? Well then... - Matty Malaprop