Are You Sure You Got the Poles Right?

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Are You Sure You Got the Poles Right?
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... because last I checked, I could have sworn the expulsion of excrement was a subtraction from a being... - Matty Malaprop

He's Been There for Hours and He's Just Bearly Starting to Color

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He's Been There for Hours and He's Just Bearly Starting to Color
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How many UV rays would a bare-bottomed bear soak up if a bare-bottomed bear soaked up UV rays? - Matty Malaprop

All By M-ICE-lf

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All By M-ICE-lf
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I can hardly bear to see such a noble creature in such a sad and lonely state! - Matty Malaprop

Molar Bear

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Molar Bear
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I guess you could say this bear is undeniably white of tooth and claw. - Matty Malaprop