Are You Sure You Got the Poles Right?

Favorite
Are You Sure You Got the Poles Right?
- -

... because last I checked, I could have sworn the expulsion of excrement was a subtraction from a being... - Matty Malaprop

He's Been There for Hours and He's Just Bearly Starting to Color

Favorite
He's Been There for Hours and He's Just Bearly Starting to Color
- -

How many UV rays would a bare-bottomed bear soak up if a bare-bottomed bear soaked up UV rays? - Matty Malaprop