Ice see what you did there, Alyssa. - Matty Malaprop

When it comes to polarity, there are no wrongs or whites, only positives and negatives. #ThatJokeWasBadAndIFeelBad - Matty Malaprop

A single space makes all the difference, you know... - Matty Malaprop

... because last I checked, I could have sworn the expulsion of excrement was a subtraction from a being... - Matty Malaprop

How many UV rays would a bare-bottomed bear soak up if a bare-bottomed bear soaked up UV rays? - Matty Malaprop

I guess you could say this bear is undeniably white of tooth and claw. - Matty Malaprop