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By Unknown
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I guess you could say this bear is undeniably white of tooth and claw. - Matty Malaprop

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How many UV rays would a bare-bottomed bear soak up if a bare-bottomed bear soaked up UV rays? - Matty Malaprop

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... because last I checked, I could have sworn the expulsion of excrement was a subtraction from a being... - Matty Malaprop

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When it comes to polarity, there are no wrongs or whites, only positives and negatives. #ThatJokeWasBadAndIFeelBad - Matty Malaprop

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By mondaypunday (Via: Monday Punday)
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A single space makes all the difference, you know... - Matty Malaprop