Seems Like a Fine Reason to Jump, If You Ask Me

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Death, or deathly punmanship. There's no winning when those are your options. - Matty Malaprop

The Truth Hurts?

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Or maybe, lacking any sharp edges, it just harmlessly bounces off? - Matty Malaprop

Not According to His Eyebrows!

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Ugh, Square can be such an ass sometimes. His hurtful words are meant in jest, but they still have apostrophic consequences on sensitive souls like Circle. - Matty Malaprop

Why Do I Even Have That Stupid Window?

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And to think, for the longest time I thought Gary was clairvoyant... - Matty Malaprop

That it Is...

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Oh, what a terribly dull joke this truly is... - Matty Malaprop

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