Ugh, Square can be such an ass sometimes. His hurtful words are meant in jest, but they still have apostrophic consequences on sensitive souls like Circle. - Matty Malaprop
And to think, for the longest time I thought Gary was clairvoyant... - Matty Malaprop
Or maybe, lacking any sharp edges, it just harmlessly bounces off? - Matty Malaprop
Oh, what a terribly dull joke this truly is... - Matty Malaprop
Death, or deathly punmanship. There's no winning when those are your options. - Matty Malaprop
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