I sword of suspected he'd be fool enough to crack a joke like this in such a situation, to be honest. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Caitlin says: "You could make a pencil with an eraser on each end, but that would be pointless."

If by "pointless" you mean TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY AWESOME AND ENDLESSLY AMUSING, then yes, I agree with you 100 percent, Caitlin.

Death, or deathly punmanship. There's no winning when those are your options. - Matty Malaprop

Oh, what a terribly dull joke this truly is... - Matty Malaprop

So you can survive a bite from a radioactive arachnid, but you're afraid of a dinky little spear? WHAT KIND OF PHONY SUPERHERO ARE YOU? - Matty Malaprop

Ugh, Square can be such an ass sometimes. His hurtful words are meant in jest, but they still have apostrophic consequences on sensitive souls like Circle. - Matty Malaprop