His Spidey Sense is Prickling

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So you can survive a bite from a radioactive arachnid, but you're afraid of a dinky little spear? WHAT KIND OF PHONY SUPERHERO ARE YOU? - Matty Malaprop

Seems Like a Fine Reason to Jump, If You Ask Me

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pointless,groan-inducing,circles,problem,wrong,literalism,no,double meaning,punchline,point
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Death, or deathly punmanship. There's no winning when those are your options. - Matty Malaprop

Now is NOT the Time for Your Sharp Wit, John

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I sword of suspected he'd be fool enough to crack a joke like this in such a situation, to be honest. - Matty Malaprop

Not According to His Eyebrows!

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Ugh, Square can be such an ass sometimes. His hurtful words are meant in jest, but they still have apostrophic consequences on sensitive souls like Circle. - Matty Malaprop

I Find This Pun to Be a Bit Dull

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Punmaster Caitlin says: "You could make a pencil with an eraser on each end, but that would be pointless."

If by "pointless" you mean TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY AWESOME AND ENDLESSLY AMUSING, then yes, I agree with you 100 percent, Caitlin.

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