Editor's Note: This man has a foul mouth. Language is probably not safe for work.
I love me a good poem almost as much as I love me a good pun, so I'm going to go ahead and give this video a hearty two puns up! - Matty Malaprop
"Let such pure hate still underprop / your story, that I may be / so hyper conscious / as to offer no sympathy / mainly from mine own self." - Matty Malaprop