I Don't Know What Else You'd Call it

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You're probably also breaking some weird international law if you're doing it on a transcontinental flight, but that's another matter entirely, I suppose... - Matty Malaprop

Feeling Philosodinosaurical?

SMP CLASSIC-ish: Snakes on a Plane

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It's been done a dozen times, I know, but Samuel L. Jackson keeps threatening physical harm against me every time I express uncertainty about posting puns that could be related to him... and so that's why this is here now OH GOD SAMMY I'M SORRY NO I DON'T THINK YOU OR ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS LOOK LIKE A B*TCH. - Matty Malaprop

This Isn't Even My Final Form

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Airline food ain't what you gotta worry about

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It's No Yoke!

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Phlight to Philadelphia.

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Personally, I think a hot dog bun would work better.

I'm Tired of These Mother-Loving Snakes On These Monday-to-Friday Planes!

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