DON'T HATE KID ICARUS IS HARD OKAY?

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DON'T HATE KID ICARUS IS HARD OKAY?
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I mean, it ain't no Ice Climbers, but there's still some tough steez goin' down in that game! - Matty Malaprop

Compound Words Are Tricky Sometimes

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Compound Words Are Tricky Sometimes
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Perhaps if it was an armpool instead it would be filled to the brim with elbow grease? - Matty Malaprop

Has This Fruit Never Been to a Punk Show?

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Has This Fruit Never Been to a Punk Show?
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The Tumblr I first saw this posted on made some stupid comment about dubstep in relation to the above statement. NEWS FLASH: MOSH PITS EXISTED BEFORE DUBSTEP IF YOU WEREN'T ALREADY AWARE, TUMBLR KIDS. - Matty Malaprop

He's Married to Angelina Guacajolie

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He's Married to Angelina Guacajolie
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Though I hear their relationship is not at all without its share of pittfalls. - Matty Malaprop