But why is the birdseed gone!!?! - Matty Malaprop

And WHY is the rum gone? And for that matter, give me your keys, idiot. - Matty Malaprop

We are very much alike, you and I. I and you. Potato. - Matty Malaprop

Johnny, Honey, you really oughta get that vestigial monstrosity taken care of! Maybe Sweeney Todd could help you snip it off? - Matty Malaprop

... BUT WHY IS THE PUMICE GONE? - Matty Malaprop

So let's all just start blaming Davy Jones for what happened in Japan and move on with our lives, shall we? - Matty Malaprop