Well, Earthquakes Can Happen Undersea...

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Well, Earthquakes Can Happen Undersea...
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So let's all just start blaming Davy Jones for what happened in Japan and move on with our lives, shall we? - Matty Malaprop

Pie Rats of the Carrbeans!

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Pie Rats of the Carrbeans!
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We are very much alike, you and I. I and you. Potato. - Matty Malaprop

It's Your Go-To Guide for Morning CARRRRdio

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It's Your Go-To Guide for Morning CARRRRdio
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Just 20 minutes every day, and your muscles will be Blooming in no time! And your figure will doubtless take on a whole new Depp! - Matty Malaprop

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But Have You Invoked the Right of Parlay?

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But Have You Invoked the Right of Parlay?
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And WHY is the rum gone? And for that matter, give me your keys, idiot. - Matty Malaprop

It's a Lovely Tail Indeed

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It's a Lovely Tail Indeed
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Johnny, Honey, you really oughta get that vestigial monstrosity taken care of! Maybe Sweeney Todd could help you snip it off? - Matty Malaprop