Captain Barbossa & Captain Jack Sparrow
But why is the birdseed gone!!?! - Matty Malaprop
Johnny, Honey, you really oughta get that vestigial monstrosity taken care of! Maybe Sweeney Todd could help you snip it off? - Matty Malaprop
Just 20 minutes every day, and your muscles will be Blooming in no time! And your figure will doubtless take on a whole new Depp! - Matty Malaprop
An Ideal Justice System
Anyone Else Ever Feel Like This?
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Those Single Jerks Just Aren't Accepting of Your Dating Lifestyle!
Watch Out, This Kid CLEARLY Doesn't Respect Authority
HOW U LIEK DEM APPLEZ???
Would It Kill Ya, To Get Some Croissants?
I Ear They Taste Good
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