Pie Rats of the Carrbeans!

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We are very much alike, you and I. I and you. Potato. - Matty Malaprop

It's a Lovely Tail Indeed

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Johnny, Honey, you really oughta get that vestigial monstrosity taken care of! Maybe Sweeney Todd could help you snip it off? - Matty Malaprop

But Have You Invoked the Right of Parlay?

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And WHY is the rum gone? And for that matter, give me your keys, idiot. - Matty Malaprop