It only gets weird when they start talking about plundering their latest find... - Matty Malaprop
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Sure, pirates sometimes make some awful jokes, but it's important to remember that there's never any sense in looking back on them in anchor. - Matty Malaprop
... BUT WHY IS THE PUMICE GONE? - Matty Malaprop
Just 20 minutes every day, and your muscles will be Blooming in no time! And your figure will doubtless take on a whole new Depp! - Matty Malaprop
Maybe they'd have better luck singing Ives or Schoenberg? - Matty Malaprop
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