Avast! That Treasure Be Most Bootyus!

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literalism,treasure,pirates,booty,colloquialism
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It only gets weird when they start talking about plundering their latest find... - Matty Malaprop

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If I Was That Crewman, I'd Be (p)Irate About That Joke

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aleutian,cheesy,fake,illusion,island,pirates,real,sailors,similar sounding
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Sure, pirates sometimes make some awful jokes, but it's important to remember that there's never any sense in looking back on them in anchor. - Matty Malaprop

It's Your Go-To Guide for Morning CARRRRdio

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difference,Hall of Fame,Johnny Depp,letter,literalism,orlando bloom,pilates,pirates,Pirates of the Caribbean,replacement,similar sounding
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Just 20 minutes every day, and your muscles will be Blooming in no time! And your figure will doubtless take on a whole new Depp! - Matty Malaprop

Source: Worth1000