I'm Yao-ing all the way to Nopesville over this. - Matty Malaprop

Need some eye bleach? Daily Squee is here to help!

... the title of this post is what I'm imagining the cactus says in the next panel of this comic. Because anthropomorphic cactuses with a taste for bacon. Or something. - Matty Malaprop

Ugh, now I'm just having flashbacks of that stupid Geico commercial... - Matty Malaprop

And here in one picture we have basically everything I hate about the Internet. I'll let you guys extrapolate from that statement as you wish. - Matty Malaprop

Hat'stay neoay eryvay ducatedeay igpay, fiay ouyay skaay emay! - Matty Malaprop

You can tell he's making a swift recovery since he's already acting like his usual hammy self. - Matty Malaprop