... the title of this post is what I'm imagining the cactus says in the next panel of this comic. Because anthropomorphic cactuses with a taste for bacon. Or something. - Matty Malaprop
I'm Yao-ing all the way to Nopesville over this. - Matty Malaprop
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Maybe it's a hardware problem? If you ask me, it's probably just a case of shaken bacon. - Matty Malaprop
This scientific breakthrough displeased one particular group more than all the others: the birds. They're as angry as they've ever been now. - Matty Malaprop
Hat'stay neoay eryvay ducatedeay igpay, fiay ouyay skaay emay! - Matty Malaprop
You can tell he's making a swift recovery since he's already acting like his usual hammy self. - Matty Malaprop
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