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This scientific breakthrough displeased one particular group more than all the others: the birds. They're as angry as they've ever been now. - Matty Malaprop

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Maybe it's a hardware problem? If you ask me, it's probably just a case of shaken bacon. - Matty Malaprop

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Hat'stay neoay eryvay ducatedeay igpay, fiay ouyay skaay emay! - Matty Malaprop

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You can tell he's making a swift recovery since he's already acting like his usual hammy self. - Matty Malaprop

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