And Soon You'll Be Bacon in My Belly!

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And Soon You'll Be Bacon in My Belly!
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... the title of this post is what I'm imagining the cactus says in the next panel of this comic. Because anthropomorphic cactuses with a taste for bacon. Or something. - Matty Malaprop

But the Reception is Still Swine

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But the Reception is Still Swine
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Maybe it's a hardware problem? If you ask me, it's probably just a case of shaken bacon. - Matty Malaprop

The Piggs Boson

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The Piggs Boson
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This scientific breakthrough displeased one particular group more than all the others: the birds. They're as angry as they've ever been now. - Matty Malaprop

Pig Latin

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Pig Latin
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Hat'stay neoay eryvay ducatedeay igpay, fiay ouyay skaay emay! - Matty Malaprop

Now if Only We Could Keep Pork Spending Out of the Health Care System...

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Now if Only We Could Keep Pork Spending Out of the Health Care System...
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You can tell he's making a swift recovery since he's already acting like his usual hammy self. - Matty Malaprop