Beware the Pie-Rat!

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Beware the Pie-Rat!
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He's been known to mutincheese from time to time. - Matty Malaprop

The Life of Pi(e)

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The Life of Pi(e)
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... and then the tiger eats the pie and the protagonist jumps ship and swims for shore as fast as he pecan! #FakeSpoilers - Matty Malaprop

Xzibit's Recipe is Amazing!

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Xzibit's Recipe is Amazing!
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He won't tell anyone what he puts in his confections though; you might even say his edibles are unrepeatable. - Matty Malaprop