Beware the Pie-Rat!

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combination,homophone,juxtaposition,literalism,pie,Pirate,rat,shape,similar sounding
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He's been known to mutincheese from time to time. - Matty Malaprop

Pumpkin Pi

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pumpkins,pie,pi,literalism,double meaning,FoxTrot
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Oh right, 22 days out and it's already Halloween season. Can I please just ellipsis my way out of pumpkin spice everything month? - Matty Malaprop

The Round Table

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sir,pi,pie,knights of the round table,homophones,round,knight,circumference
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And it certainly doesn't help that he also had a tendency to consume spam a lot! - Matty Malaprop