Oh right, 22 days out and it's already Halloween season. Can I please just ellipsis my way out of pumpkin spice everything month? - Matty Malaprop
He's been known to mutincheese from time to time. - Matty Malaprop
He won't tell anyone what he puts in his confections though; you might even say his edibles are unrepeatable. - Matty Malaprop
I couldn't eat a full one
And it certainly doesn't help that he also had a tendency to consume spam a lot! - Matty Malaprop
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