It Might Be More Effective WITHOUT the Trucknuts...

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It Might Be More Effective WITHOUT the Trucknuts...
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Hey girl, do you want to save the environment? Because my reproductive rig runs on biodiesel! - Matty Malaprop

Teaching You How to Pick Up Chicks

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Teaching You How to Pick Up Chicks
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Did it hurt, when you fell from the arms of that creepy anthropomorphic pole-thing? - Matty Malaprop

I Have Money And I'm Going To Die Soon

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I Have Money And I'm Going To Die Soon
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Say what you will, but I still maintain the best ever pickup line is "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" - Matty Malaprop

It's That Easy!

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It's That Easy!
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And here I thought you needed tact and self-confidence... clearly I'm a damn fool! - Matty Malaprop