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Ford got it right.
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Hey girl, do you want to save the environment? Because my reproductive rig runs on biodiesel! - Matty Malaprop

Teaching you how to pick up chicks.
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Did it hurt, when you fell from the arms of that creepy anthropomorphic pole-thing? - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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And here I thought you needed tact and self-confidence... clearly I'm a damn fool! - Matty Malaprop

By _C_A_T_
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Say what you will, but I still maintain the best ever pickup line is "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" - Matty Malaprop