Form is everything when it comes to lifting your lady. - Matty Malaprop

Did it hurt, when you fell from the arms of that creepy anthropomorphic pole-thing? - Matty Malaprop

And here I thought you needed tact and self-confidence... clearly I'm a damn fool! - Matty Malaprop

Say what you will, but I still maintain the best ever pickup line is "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" - Matty Malaprop

Hey girl, do you want to save the environment? Because my reproductive rig runs on biodiesel! - Matty Malaprop