I couldn't eat a full one
In case you hadn't heard, it's Pi Day! And as I'm sure it's no surprise, you can probably guess that I want 3.1415926 [...] of these babies in my mouth RIGHT NOW. - Matty Malaprop
Moar funny food over here!
Seems to me like these to just can't see i-to-pi. - Matty Malaprop
... and then the tiger eats the pie and the protagonist jumps ship and swims for shore as fast as he pecan! #FakeSpoilers - Matty Malaprop
If you think Magnum's looking good, then you should see how well those old doberman PInschers at the Robin's Nest aged! - Matty Malaprop
Oh right, 22 days out and it's already Halloween season. Can I please just ellipsis my way out of pumpkin spice everything month? - Matty Malaprop
When mathmatics go scuba diving.
Neville Longbottom Scandalizes J.K. Rowling With His Huge ...
The Avengers Gets Gender Swapped
Atheist Arya Doesn't Have Time for Your Religion
Someone Figured Out How Far Frodo and Sam Walked
The Last Thing a Drunk Canadian in a Canoe Would Expect: ...
Safety Last! This Bulldog Hates Her Life Vest
Grandma Rocks Out When This Beatboxer Drops the Music
A Colorado Man Used a Stuffed Owl Named "Solomon" as His ...
Time to Give Up on Humanity
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more