To date, I've been in two long-term relationships with photographers. They both ended horrible. WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS I THINK THE PUNS IN THIS POST ARE PART OF A SYSTEMIC TREND BASED ON THE SOCIOPATHIC NATURE OF MOST PHOTOGRAPHERS. #jaded #biased #mostlykidding - Matty Malaprop

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If a polaroid-filtered photo is how you wish to remember Pac's comeback performance, then be my guest. - Matty Malaprop

Altering one's species is really quite a snap these days! ... though I think it might be easier still if Sheldon would ditch his Easyshare and invest in a REAL DSLR. - Matty Malaprop

Don't worry; he's an expert at 'shopping out the gunshot wounds. - Matty Malaprop

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No, seriously, how would that work? Would it just mean a nature photograph taken with no dew in the photo? Because that's REALLY lame. Or maybe it would be something akin to photographing an ant colony after pouring ten gallons of water on them? Ugh, I don't even know! - Matty Malaprop

"But officer, I was just showing him my Mona Lisas!" - Matty Malaprop

But please remember to be mindful of the "photography" part of the "No Flash Photography" rule in the museum. - Matty Malaprop