WORST. GAME. EVER. - Matty Malaprop

Please don't let this become a commonly used macro please don't let this become a commonly used macro please don't let this become a commonly used macro please don't let this become a commonly used macro please don't let this become a commonly used macro... - Matty Malaprop

I tried doing this once with my phone, but in addition to being dead, it turns out my battery was also a deadbeat. - Matty Malaprop

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He may be able to see now at least, but he'll still never overcome the social astigmatism attached to flip-phones in this day and age. - Matty Malaprop

Because I can never not lol over YES, THIS IS DOG. - Matty Malaprop

... but why is there no hole in the road in the second picture? - Matty Malaprop

As if the plague's effect on one's reception wasn't bad enough... - Matty Malaprop