Ironically, it Isn't Cordless

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Ironically, it Isn't Cordless
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If you've ever felt imprisoned by your dependence on your phone, well now you know you've been right about that all along. - Matty Malaprop

He Could Really Use Some Obedience Schooling...

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He Could Really Use Some Obedience Schooling...
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It's really David's fault, I think. If he'd only taken my advice and named his phone something easily recognizable like Aloysius or Quonishua, then maybe said phone would be a little bit more responsive to calls from his owner! - Matty Malaprop

His Calling Plan Is Very Restrictive...

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His Calling Plan Is Very Restrictive...
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As if the plague's effect on one's reception wasn't bad enough... - Matty Malaprop

You're Looking for the 3.0s, Right?

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You're Looking for the 3.0s, Right?
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Sorry to burst your Stormy bubbles, but I'm pretty sure those are still in Alpha. - Matty Malaprop

The Best Way to Charge a Phone

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The Best Way to Charge a Phone
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I tried doing this once with my phone, but in addition to being dead, it turns out my battery was also a deadbeat. - Matty Malaprop

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