Ironically, it Isn't Cordless

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Ironically, it Isn't Cordless
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If you've ever felt imprisoned by your dependence on your phone, well now you know you've been right about that all along. - Matty Malaprop

Literal Phone Tag

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WORST. GAME. EVER. - Matty Malaprop

The Best Way to Charge a Phone

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The Best Way to Charge a Phone
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I tried doing this once with my phone, but in addition to being dead, it turns out my battery was also a deadbeat. - Matty Malaprop

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And They Don't Even Cell My Prescription Here!

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And They Don't Even Cell My Prescription Here!
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Without any corrective gear, my vision's fuzzier than an AT&T signal in the wilds of Montana. #rimshot - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Well At Least Your Bifocals Are the Right Prescription

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SMP CLASSIC: Well At Least Your Bifocals Are the Right Prescription
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He may be able to see now at least, but he'll still never overcome the social astigmatism attached to flip-phones in this day and age. - Matty Malaprop