His Calling Plan Is Very Restrictive...

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As if the plague's effect on one's reception wasn't bad enough... - Matty Malaprop

Ironically, it Isn't Cordless

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If you've ever felt imprisoned by your dependence on your phone, well now you know you've been right about that all along. - Matty Malaprop

Literal Phone Tag

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WORST. GAME. EVER. - Matty Malaprop

The Best Way to Charge a Phone

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I tried doing this once with my phone, but in addition to being dead, it turns out my battery was also a deadbeat. - Matty Malaprop

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