A Smartphone, By Any Other Name, Would Still Encourage Dumb Jokes

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The Only Things Missing Are Face Book and Goo Gull

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Because Bing is neither useful nor punifiable. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Brainless Tales

And They Don't Even Cell My Prescription Here!

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Without any corrective gear, my vision's fuzzier than an AT&T signal in the wilds of Montana. #rimshot - Matty Malaprop

His Calling Plan Is Very Restrictive...

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As if the plague's effect on one's reception wasn't bad enough... - Matty Malaprop

REFRAME: It Breaks Your Bank, Not Your Floor

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... but why is there no hole in the road in the second picture? - Matty Malaprop

You're Looking for the 3.0s, Right?

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Sorry to burst your Stormy bubbles, but I'm pretty sure those are still in Alpha. - Matty Malaprop

Sorry, I Was Trying to Koala Collect

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