Just Call Him the Philosotaxer

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Just Call Him the Philosotaxer
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Sounds to me like someone didn't handle their investments wisely... - Matty Malaprop

I Don't Know What Else You'd Call it

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I Don't Know What Else You'd Call it
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You're probably also breaking some weird international law if you're doing it on a transcontinental flight, but that's another matter entirely, I suppose... - Matty Malaprop

Feeling Philosodinosaurical?

Don't Say it Too Loud or Marvel Will Steel It

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Don't Say it Too Loud or Marvel Will Steel It
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I'm sure it's still in production since it will inevitably have a few plot issues that will need to be ironed out, but I'mma watch the hell out of that movie when it releases! - Matty Malaprop

If a Philosoraptor LOLs in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Good Question.

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Good Question.
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And furthermore, if he were commissioned to forge a sword for the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, would that mean he'd end up paying himself for the cost of his labor? - Matty Malaprop