This post is destined to become an instant classic, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

I'm not saying he doesn't deserve his fame, I'm just saying I hate when people exploit various angles to achieve success. - Matty Malaprop

Either I'm coming down with man-opause at the age of 23, or Wally West has infected me with a brand new kind of scarlet fever. - Matty Malaprop