I mean, I end up buried under a pile of books at least three times a week since I tend to run into my bookcase while trying to put on pants on a hyper-regular basis. - Matty Malaprop
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High expectations are one thing, but date-specific expectations? Come on now, that's just unrealistic! - Matty Malaprop
Every boy I meet in real life just doesn't seem to be on the same page as me. - Matty Malaprop
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