Iambic Groantameter

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Whenever this guy makes that dopey smile of his, I simply cannot help but King Lear at him. - Matty Malaprop

Oh Pancake, You So Pencil-y!

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Oh Pancake, You So Pencil-y!
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Seems to me like this friendship ended up pretty broken after Pepper snapped and started a graphite. - Matty Malaprop

That it Is...

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That it Is...
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Oh, what a terribly dull joke this truly is... - Matty Malaprop

Lame Drawn Coon

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Lame Drawn Coon
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And despite the care and nuance put into the effort, the results are sadly very black and white. - Matty Malaprop

I Find This Pun to Be a Bit Dull

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I Find This Pun to Be a Bit Dull
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Punmaster Caitlin says: "You could make a pencil with an eraser on each end, but that would be pointless."

If by "pointless" you mean TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY AWESOME AND ENDLESSLY AMUSING, then yes, I agree with you 100 percent, Caitlin.