Well This Could Have Turned Out Much Worse, I Suppose...

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Well This Could Have Turned Out Much Worse, I Suppose...
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... and now I'm thinking of weird euphemistic meanings for the word "plumage." Gonna go cry in a corner now... - Matty Malaprop

When Urine it, Urine it To Win it!

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When Urine it, Urine it To Win it!
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That a piss-off is synonymously known as a sword fight lends the word rapier a whole bunch of different awkward connotations. Ew. - Matty Malaprop