The Dangers of Kerning, Part 5,372

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To be fair, I'd be far more interested in reading a newspaper article about Britney's Pears than I would be in reading one about Britney Spears. - Matty Malaprop

So Your Baby's Well-Behaved I Take It?

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Nitpicky, details-oriented moderator, meet cliché pun. Cliché pun, meet nitpicky, details-oriented moderator. I don't think you two will get along at all, but the ensuing fallout will likely be HILARIOUS to observe from a safe distance. - Matty Malaprop