My Furniture is so Ferncy!

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My Furniture is so Ferncy!
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Still, it could be better. My stupid remote keeps getting lost underneath the chair's infernal cushion! - Matty Malaprop

Hallowed Brie Thy Name

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Hallowed Brie Thy Name
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And on the third day, Cheesus rose from the bottom shelf, and it was gouda. - Matty Malaprop

I See the Plaid, But Where's the Paisley?

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I See the Plaid, But Where's the Paisley?
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COME ON BRAD DO YOU KNOW ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT FASHION????? - Matty Malaprop

Don't Worry! No One Else Will Notice Something That Micro-Sized!

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Don't Worry! No One Else Will Notice Something That Micro-Sized!
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I have a confession to make, everyone; my infinite neuroses and perpetual state of nervousness have branded me a lifelong nail biter. The only upside: I'll never have to worry about circuit-breaking a nail. - Matty Malaprop



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MIND = BLOWN

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MIND = BLOWN
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You can check in on him as much as you want, but you're always going to get out-plaid. - Matty Malaprop