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furniture,fern,pattern,literalism,prefix,homophone
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Still, it could be better. My stupid remote keeps getting lost underneath the chair's infernal cushion! - Matty Malaprop

by,day,degobah,go,pattern,reversal,similar sounding,speech,star wars,yoda
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But Yoda lived in that swamp alone... do I dare think about the objects of his affection there? - Matty Malaprop

jesus,cheese,pattern,cheese grater,similar sounding,prefix
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And on the third day, Cheesus rose from the bottom shelf, and it was gouda. - Matty Malaprop

spotted,pattern,Lame Pun Coon,stripes,waldo,double meaning
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You can check in on him as much as you want, but you're always going to get out-plaid. - Matty Malaprop

chip,chipped,chipping,computer,double meaning,literalism,microchip,nail,pattern
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I have a confession to make, everyone; my infinite neuroses and perpetual state of nervousness have branded me a lifelong nail biter. The only upside: I'll never have to worry about circuit-breaking a nail. - Matty Malaprop



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