Hallowed Brie Thy Name

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Hallowed Brie Thy Name
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And on the third day, Cheesus rose from the bottom shelf, and it was gouda. - Matty Malaprop

My Furniture is so Ferncy!

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My Furniture is so Ferncy!
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Still, it could be better. My stupid remote keeps getting lost underneath the chair's infernal cushion! - Matty Malaprop

Don't Worry! No One Else Will Notice Something That Micro-Sized!

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Don't Worry! No One Else Will Notice Something That Micro-Sized!
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I have a confession to make, everyone; my infinite neuroses and perpetual state of nervousness have branded me a lifelong nail biter. The only upside: I'll never have to worry about circuit-breaking a nail. - Matty Malaprop



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They Taste Mathemagical!

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They Taste Mathemagical!
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You'd be surprised how sensical this is. The Fibonacci sequence actually acts as a very accurate measure of the way in which humans eat nachos. First you take one, then another one, then another two, then three, then five... and on and on until the plate is empty and you curl up in a fetal position and start weeping wondering what have you done with your life but more importantly WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH ALL THE DELICIOUS NACHOS. - Matty Malaprop

Profoundly Punny Yoda Says:

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Profoundly Punny Yoda Says:
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But Yoda lived in that swamp alone... do I dare think about the objects of his affection there? - Matty Malaprop