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furniture fern pattern literalism prefix homophone - 6859995904
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Still, it could be better. My stupid remote keeps getting lost underneath the chair's infernal cushion! - Matty Malaprop

jesus cheese pattern cheese grater similar sounding prefix - 6788420608
Via: Odd Notxam
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And on the third day, Cheesus rose from the bottom shelf, and it was gouda. - Matty Malaprop

chip chipped chipping computer double meaning literalism microchip nail pattern - 6581426944
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I have a confession to make, everyone; my infinite neuroses and perpetual state of nervousness have branded me a lifelong nail biter. The only upside: I'll never have to worry about circuit-breaking a nail. - Matty Malaprop



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by day degobah go pattern reversal similar sounding speech star wars yoda - 6345391616
Via: Reddit
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But Yoda lived in that swamp alone... do I dare think about the objects of his affection there? - Matty Malaprop