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angel angel hair double meaning hair literalism pasta variety
By xyzpdq1
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Judging by her age, I'm guessing a very very creepy man bestowed that title upon her. Teenage hair pasta maybe, but I don't see no angel here. - Matty Malaprop

apologizing apology pasta similar sounding types variety
Via: Reddit
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If you're gonna say sorry to a man, it's always a safe bet to say it with food. - Matty Malaprop

fake Hall of Fame impostor literalism noodle pasta prefix similar sounding suffix
Via: Vanilla face
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Yes, pasta falsity has levels. DON'T QUESTION ME ON THIS ONE OKAY I'M ITALIAN I KNOW THESE THINGS. - Matty Malaprop