A Heartfelt Pastapology

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If you're gonna say sorry to a man, it's always a safe bet to say it with food. - Matty Malaprop

CreepyPasta

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... so I'm just going to be totally honest and admit to having to look this one up. Apparently it's a website? That's cool, I guess. Scary stories aren't exactly Mein craft, but hey, whatever floats your boat. - Matty Malaprop

Who Says She's An Angel?

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Judging by her age, I'm guessing a very very creepy man bestowed that title upon her. Teenage hair pasta maybe, but I don't see no angel here. - Matty Malaprop