Or an Antipasta, Depending on the Level of Fakeness

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Or an Antipasta, Depending on the Level of Fakeness
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Yes, pasta falsity has levels. DON'T QUESTION ME ON THIS ONE OKAY I'M ITALIAN I KNOW THESE THINGS. - Matty Malaprop

Who Says She's An Angel?

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Who Says She's An Angel?
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Judging by her age, I'm guessing a very very creepy man bestowed that title upon her. Teenage hair pasta maybe, but I don't see no angel here. - Matty Malaprop

A Heartfelt Pastapology

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A Heartfelt Pastapology
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If you're gonna say sorry to a man, it's always a safe bet to say it with food. - Matty Malaprop

Impasta!!

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Impasta!!
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Um... it looks like perfectly real pasta to me... - Matty Malaprop