Skull Kid used to be one of Link's connections, but he decided he was better off masking his identity under a less obvious pseudonym. - Matty Malaprop

Get over here and play a video game!

Now here's the kind of trash erotica I can really get into! - Matty Malaprop

BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DRINK IT ALL / NOT EVEN LEAVE A SPLASH FOR MY MORNING COFFEE / GUESS THAT I DON'T NEED MILK THOUGH / I'LL JUST DRINK IT BLACK BEFORE IT STARTS TO GET COLD. #CapsLockB/CGotye'sAlwaysShouting - Matty Malaprop

They left out my favorite: The Weeping Tech-Illiterate! - Matty Malaprop

It's my favorite song by Prawnye West and Cray-Sea. - Matty Malaprop

♪ I want you to want me / I need you to knead me / I'd love you to loaf me / I'm begging you to bake me / I want you to want me / I need you to knead me / I'd love you to loaf me / I'll shine up a rolling pin / lay out a fresh-washed pan / I'll wait for you after work if you say that you'll loaf me / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? / Hoping to god you won't be usin' that stove for fryin' / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? ♪ - Matty Malaprop

Come on, Punmasters. I know you guys are always all over this kind of thing. Also, obligatory terrible Rihanna video below. - Matty Malaprop

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