He'd Prefer Something to Walden Ponder

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He'd Prefer Something to Walden Ponder
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"Let such pure hate still underprop / your story, that I may be / so hyper conscious / as to offer no sympathy / mainly from mine own self." - Matty Malaprop

Honest Words From Our National Treasure

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Honest Words From Our National Treasure
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At least Nic Cage seems vaguely conscious of his awfulness. Billy Corgan still seems painfully unaware of his. - Matty Malaprop

He Who Shall Not Be Played

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He Who Shall Not Be Played
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♪ We gonna rock this school / we gon' scheme all night / we gon cast a curse / in an epic fight! ♪ - Matty Malaprop

Actually, This Seems Par for the Course for a Bruno Mars Song

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Actually, This Seems Par for the Course for a Bruno Mars Song
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I mean, seriously, have you ever really LISTENED to the lyrics of "Grenade?" They exist on a level of absurd not even a warped mind like mine is acquainted with. - Matty Malaprop

WRAP ME!

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WRAP ME!
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So much of a not-problem in fact that I didn't even mind paying 65 for a 64-dollar gift. - Matty Malaprop