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I guess if it's in theaters, then you could probably classify this one as a wide(screen) load? - Matty Malaprop

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You can try and fight the system, but in the end I guarantee you it simply isn't wart it. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Bizarro Comics
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I mostly just want to avoid getting ticketed and/or towed... but your kind words really did make my day, ma'am! - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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Say what you will about the woman, but I'm appreciative of the fact that she doesn't horse around in the parking lot. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Let's hope she's not parked in front of a fire hydrant in the left image... otherwise she'll end up as Sarah Jessica Fightingwithatowingservice! - Matty Malaprop