I guess if it's in theaters, then you could probably classify this one as a wide(screen) load? - Matty Malaprop
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You can try and fight the system, but in the end I guarantee you it simply isn't wart it. - Matty Malaprop
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Say what you will about the woman, but I'm appreciative of the fact that she doesn't horse around in the parking lot. - Matty Malaprop
I mostly just want to avoid getting ticketed and/or towed... but your kind words really did make my day, ma'am! - Matty Malaprop
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