In Oh So Many Ways

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That is one creepy lookin' chimera you've got there, sir. - Matty Malaprop

Better Than an Oxymeowron...

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Don't feel bad if you can't find a satisfactory answer to this question. I mean, sometimes it's best to just accept the fact that you can't wien 'em all. Just like the above pun doesn't wien at spelling. - Matty Malaprop

Only An Oxymoron Would Say Otherwise

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Personally, I've long rejected binary understands of any and all things, so I refuse to succumb to this kind of indocktrination. - Matty Malaprop

ALL of the Paradoxes!

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This place seems like paradise, to me. - Matty Malaprop