I Would Have Guessed it Was an Insurance Issue, But Whatever

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I Would Have Guessed it Was an Insurance Issue, But Whatever
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I'm sure there's another reason it doesn't work in the canon, but that probably doesn't lend itself to a pun as easily. - Matty Malaprop

Chuck Testa?

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Chuck Testa?
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I mean, if he can stitch up a Rhino, then certainly he should have no trouble doing the same thing to a Heavy, right? - Matty Malaprop

Better Than an Oxymeowron...

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Better Than an Oxymeowron...
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Don't feel bad if you can't find a satisfactory answer to this question. I mean, sometimes it's best to just accept the fact that you can't wien 'em all. Just like the above pun doesn't wien at spelling. - Matty Malaprop