Only An Oxymoron Would Say Otherwise

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Personally, I've long rejected binary understands of any and all things, so I refuse to succumb to this kind of indocktrination. - Matty Malaprop

ALL of the Paradoxes!

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This place seems like paradise, to me. - Matty Malaprop

I Would Have Guessed it Was an Insurance Issue, But Whatever

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I'm sure there's another reason it doesn't work in the canon, but that probably doesn't lend itself to a pun as easily. - Matty Malaprop