Birds of, Welcome to, Etc.

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dice,homophones,literalism,o,o',pair,paradise,similar sounding
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You mean this utopian dream world you've been telling me about is merely a casino? Well craps. - Matty Malaprop

So Your Baby's Well-Behaved I Take It?

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homophone,literalism,nitpicky,pair,pear,pears
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Nitpicky, details-oriented moderator, meet cliché pun. Cliché pun, meet nitpicky, details-oriented moderator. I don't think you two will get along at all, but the ensuing fallout will likely be HILARIOUS to observe from a safe distance. - Matty Malaprop

Chuck Testa?

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class,docs,doctors,double meaning,homophones,literalism,medics,pair,paradox,slang,Team Fortress 2
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I mean, if he can stitch up a Rhino, then certainly he should have no trouble doing the same thing to a Heavy, right? - Matty Malaprop

Better Than an Oxymeowron...

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abbreviation,dachshunds,Hall of Fame,homophones,literalism,pair,paradox,similar sounding
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Don't feel bad if you can't find a satisfactory answer to this question. I mean, sometimes it's best to just accept the fact that you can't wien 'em all. Just like the above pun doesn't wien at spelling. - Matty Malaprop

How... Thoughtful?

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double meaning,homophone,literalism,pair,pear
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He may have screwed up the gift proper, but you have to admit the sentiment is still peary sweet. - Matty Malaprop