ALL of the Paradoxes!

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paradox,doc,pair,doctor,pear,homophones,docks
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This place seems like paradise, to me. - Matty Malaprop

So Your Baby's Well-Behaved I Take It?

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homophone,literalism,nitpicky,pair,pear,pears
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Nitpicky, details-oriented moderator, meet cliché pun. Cliché pun, meet nitpicky, details-oriented moderator. I don't think you two will get along at all, but the ensuing fallout will likely be HILARIOUS to observe from a safe distance. - Matty Malaprop

How... Thoughtful?

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double meaning,homophone,literalism,pair,pear
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He may have screwed up the gift proper, but you have to admit the sentiment is still peary sweet. - Matty Malaprop

Your Uncle Was Kind of An Ass...

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double meaning,homophone,homophones,lies,literalism,mnemonic,pair,paralyze
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I don't care if it's a cute mnemonic device, pedretta. Your uncle's explanation is FULL OF LIES, and for that he ought be punished. - Matty Malaprop

One Keet - Parakeet

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parakeet,pair,prefix,homophone,literalism,one,two
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This pun could stand to be more thorough, if you ask me. Whenever I make jokes about bird, I make sure my punchlines are backed up in triplikeet. - Matty Malaprop

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