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parakeet,pair,prefix,homophone,literalism,one,two
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This pun could stand to be more thorough, if you ask me. Whenever I make jokes about bird, I make sure my punchlines are backed up in triplikeet. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning,homophone,literalism,pair,pear
Via: Domics
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He may have screwed up the gift proper, but you have to admit the sentiment is still peary sweet. - Matty Malaprop

abbreviation,dachshunds,Hall of Fame,homophones,literalism,pair,paradox,similar sounding
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Don't feel bad if you can't find a satisfactory answer to this question. I mean, sometimes it's best to just accept the fact that you can't wien 'em all. Just like the above pun doesn't wien at spelling. - Matty Malaprop

homophone,literalism,nitpicky,pair,pear,pears
By xyzpdq1
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Nitpicky, details-oriented moderator, meet cliché pun. Cliché pun, meet nitpicky, details-oriented moderator. I don't think you two will get along at all, but the ensuing fallout will likely be HILARIOUS to observe from a safe distance. - Matty Malaprop

question,paradox,pair,doctor who,homophones
By Unknown
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I'm sure there's another reason it doesn't work in the canon, but that probably doesn't lend itself to a pun as easily. - Matty Malaprop

dice,homophones,literalism,o,o',pair,paradise,similar sounding
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You mean this utopian dream world you've been telling me about is merely a casino? Well craps. - Matty Malaprop

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