pair

classic,double meaning,fear,gardening,grow,homophone,literalism,pair,pear
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Honestly, when it comes to gardening, I've always found the best advice to be: Dew or dew not; there is no tree. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning,homophone,literalism,pair,pear
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He may have screwed up the gift proper, but you have to admit the sentiment is still peary sweet. - Matty Malaprop

one,pair,parakeet,prefix,two,uni
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Ain't nothin' wrong with being thorough and efficient, if you ask me. I've always been a huge fan of killing two birds with one stone. - Matty Malaprop

dice,homophones,literalism,o,o',pair,paradise,similar sounding
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You mean this utopian dream world you've been telling me about is merely a casino? Well craps. - Matty Malaprop

paradox,pair,literalism,homophones,docks,double meaning
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Personally, I've long rejected binary understands of any and all things, so I refuse to succumb to this kind of indocktrination. - Matty Malaprop

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