One Keet - Parakeet

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This pun could stand to be more thorough, if you ask me. Whenever I make jokes about bird, I make sure my punchlines are backed up in triplikeet. - Matty Malaprop

I Would Have Guessed it Was an Insurance Issue, But Whatever

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I'm sure there's another reason it doesn't work in the canon, but that probably doesn't lend itself to a pun as easily. - Matty Malaprop

Chuck Testa?

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I mean, if he can stitch up a Rhino, then certainly he should have no trouble doing the same thing to a Heavy, right? - Matty Malaprop

When You're the Lord of Something, You Can Do Whatever You Want With it!

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I wouldn't be complaining if I were here. Two doctors in one place sounds ever so Dalektable to me! - Matty Malaprop

How... Thoughtful?

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He may have screwed up the gift proper, but you have to admit the sentiment is still peary sweet. - Matty Malaprop