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Honestly, when it comes to gardening, I've always found the best advice to be: Dew or dew not; there is no tree. - Matty Malaprop

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I mean, if he can stitch up a Rhino, then certainly he should have no trouble doing the same thing to a Heavy, right? - Matty Malaprop

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You mean this utopian dream world you've been telling me about is merely a casino? Well craps. - Matty Malaprop

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This pun could stand to be more thorough, if you ask me. Whenever I make jokes about bird, I make sure my punchlines are backed up in triplikeet. - Matty Malaprop