So Your Baby's Well-Behaved I Take It?

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Nitpicky, details-oriented moderator, meet cliché pun. Cliché pun, meet nitpicky, details-oriented moderator. I don't think you two will get along at all, but the ensuing fallout will likely be HILARIOUS to observe from a safe distance. - Matty Malaprop

Better Than an Oxymeowron...

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Don't feel bad if you can't find a satisfactory answer to this question. I mean, sometimes it's best to just accept the fact that you can't wien 'em all. Just like the above pun doesn't wien at spelling. - Matty Malaprop

Sorry, I Never Accept Any Work That Isn't Done in Triplikeet

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Ain't nothin' wrong with being thorough and efficient, if you ask me. I've always been a huge fan of killing two birds with one stone. - Matty Malaprop

Your Uncle Was Kind of An Ass...

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I don't care if it's a cute mnemonic device, pedretta. Your uncle's explanation is FULL OF LIES, and for that he ought be punished. - Matty Malaprop

ALL of the Paradoxes!

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This place seems like paradise, to me. - Matty Malaprop

Birds of, Welcome to, Etc.

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You mean this utopian dream world you've been telling me about is merely a casino? Well craps. - Matty Malaprop