Chuck Testa?

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Chuck Testa?
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I mean, if he can stitch up a Rhino, then certainly he should have no trouble doing the same thing to a Heavy, right? - Matty Malaprop

One Keet - Parakeet

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One Keet - Parakeet
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This pun could stand to be more thorough, if you ask me. Whenever I make jokes about bird, I make sure my punchlines are backed up in triplikeet. - Matty Malaprop

I Would Have Guessed it Was an Insurance Issue, But Whatever

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I Would Have Guessed it Was an Insurance Issue, But Whatever
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I'm sure there's another reason it doesn't work in the canon, but that probably doesn't lend itself to a pun as easily. - Matty Malaprop

ALL of the Paradoxes!

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ALL of the Paradoxes!
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This place seems like paradise, to me. - Matty Malaprop

So Your Baby's Well-Behaved I Take It?

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So Your Baby's Well-Behaved I Take It?
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Nitpicky, details-oriented moderator, meet cliché pun. Cliché pun, meet nitpicky, details-oriented moderator. I don't think you two will get along at all, but the ensuing fallout will likely be HILARIOUS to observe from a safe distance. - Matty Malaprop