How... Thoughtful?

Favorite
double meaning,homophone,literalism,pair,pear
- -

He may have screwed up the gift proper, but you have to admit the sentiment is still peary sweet. - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: But Only After He Soiled Himself

Favorite
classic,double meaning,fear,gardening,grow,homophone,literalism,pair,pear
- -

Honestly, when it comes to gardening, I've always found the best advice to be: Dew or dew not; there is no tree. - Matty Malaprop

When You're the Lord of Something, You Can Do Whatever You Want With it!

Favorite
answer,docs,doctor who,double meaning,Hall of Fame,homophones,literalism,pair,paradox,question,time
- -

I wouldn't be complaining if I were here. Two doctors in one place sounds ever so Dalektable to me! - Matty Malaprop

Chuck Testa?

Favorite
class,docs,doctors,double meaning,homophones,literalism,medics,pair,paradox,slang,Team Fortress 2
- -

I mean, if he can stitch up a Rhino, then certainly he should have no trouble doing the same thing to a Heavy, right? - Matty Malaprop

Your Uncle Was Kind of An Ass...

Favorite
double meaning,homophone,homophones,lies,literalism,mnemonic,pair,paralyze
- -

I don't care if it's a cute mnemonic device, pedretta. Your uncle's explanation is FULL OF LIES, and for that he ought be punished. - Matty Malaprop

Better Than an Oxymeowron...

Favorite
abbreviation,dachshunds,Hall of Fame,homophones,literalism,pair,paradox,similar sounding
- -

Don't feel bad if you can't find a satisfactory answer to this question. I mean, sometimes it's best to just accept the fact that you can't wien 'em all. Just like the above pun doesn't wien at spelling. - Matty Malaprop

One Keet - Parakeet

Favorite
parakeet,pair,prefix,homophone,literalism,one,two
- -

This pun could stand to be more thorough, if you ask me. Whenever I make jokes about bird, I make sure my punchlines are backed up in triplikeet. - Matty Malaprop