What Does the Scouter Say About His Power Level?

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What Does the Scouter Say About His Power Level?
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... WAIT. The scouter says his power level is a fraction? That can't be right at all... - Matty Malaprop

Slow and Steady Spares the Shocks

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Slow and Steady Spares the Shocks
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I mean, that IS the moral of "The Tortoise and the Hare," right? Right? - Matty Malaprop

Hell Has Frozen Over

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Hell Has Frozen Over
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Meanwhile, residents in nearby Heck are enjoying comfortable temperatures in the mid-60s. - Matty Malaprop

Some People Just Can't Get Over 'The Perks of Being a Wallflower'

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Some People Just Can't Get Over 'The Perks of Being a Wallflower'
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Come on, Rachel! That poster isn't even that much taller than you! You should have no problem at all scaling that sucker! - Matty Malaprop

Sherk Pls!

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Sherk Pls!
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I have absolutely no idea what Shrek and Shadow the Hedgehog have in common, but I CANNOT. STOP. LAUGHING. - Matty Malaprop

Action in the Front, Contemplation in the Back

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Action in the Front, Contemplation in the Back
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The tendentiousness of his answers is often quite hair-raising. - Matty Malaprop