Slow and Steady Spares the Shocks

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double meaning,fear,getting,getting over it,idiom,literalism,over,speed bumps
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I mean, that IS the moral of "The Tortoise and the Hare," right? Right? - Matty Malaprop

Sherk Pls!

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Hall of Fame,lolwut,makes no sense,ogre,over,shadow,shrek,similar sounding,sonic the hedgehog
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I have absolutely no idea what Shrek and Shadow the Hedgehog have in common, but I CANNOT. STOP. LAUGHING. - Matty Malaprop

A Slogan I Can Get Behind!

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campaign,comb,donald trump,Hall of Fame,over,overcome,politics,poster,shall,similar sounding,slogan,we
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If you don't vote Trump in 2012, the U.S. economy is going to have hell toupée. - Matty Malaprop

Action in the Front, Contemplation in the Back

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good,Hall of Fame,homophone,literalism,mull,mullet,over,question
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The tendentiousness of his answers is often quite hair-raising. - Matty Malaprop

Some People Just Can't Get Over 'The Perks of Being a Wallflower'

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the perks of being a wallflower,get over it,getting over,over,literalism,double meaning,spacial,space,colloquialism
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Come on, Rachel! That poster isn't even that much taller than you! You should have no problem at all scaling that sucker! - Matty Malaprop

What Does the Scouter Say About His Power Level?

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9000,dragonball z,fraction,literalism,meme,over,quote
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... WAIT. The scouter says his power level is a fraction? That can't be right at all... - Matty Malaprop