Come on, Rachel! That poster isn't even that much taller than you! You should have no problem at all scaling that sucker! - Matty Malaprop

I mean, that IS the moral of "The Tortoise and the Hare," right? Right? - Matty Malaprop

I have absolutely no idea what Shrek and Shadow the Hedgehog have in common, but I CANNOT. STOP. LAUGHING. - Matty Malaprop

... WAIT. The scouter says his power level is a fraction? That can't be right at all... - Matty Malaprop

The tendentiousness of his answers is often quite hair-raising. - Matty Malaprop

If you don't vote Trump in 2012, the U.S. economy is going to have hell toupée. - Matty Malaprop

Meanwhile, residents in nearby Heck are enjoying comfortable temperatures in the mid-60s. - Matty Malaprop