This just goes to show you; there truly is no rhyme or reason to pirate (c)law. - Matty Malaprop

I can has MOAR funny LOLcats?

This guy really paved the way for this joke, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

I'll just keep calling his duracell until he finally gives up and answers. That ALWAYS works. - Matty Malaprop

ERMAGEHRD! KERMS! - Matty Malaprop

Well, maybe she'll trip and land in horse manure and then we can all laugh about that instead? - Matty Malaprop

I mean, sure, this isn't how the business cat meme works at all, but maybe the OP was just high on nip? - Matty Malaprop

Because what good would a down-laying scarecrow even be, amirite? - Matty Malaprop