Call it a Mewtiny

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This just goes to show you; there truly is no rhyme or reason to pirate (c)law. - Matty Malaprop

I can has MOAR funny LOLcats?

Out of His Element

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This guy really paved the way for this joke, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

Do You Think He Means it This Time?

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I'll just keep calling his duracell until he finally gives up and answers. That ALWAYS works. - Matty Malaprop

She is Also Perpetuating One of the Most Tired Puns on the Internet

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Well, maybe she'll trip and land in horse manure and then we can all laugh about that instead? - Matty Malaprop

Coincidentally, He's Upstanding Too

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Because what good would a down-laying scarecrow even be, amirite? - Matty Malaprop