Touché, Nameless Probably Small-Town Paper

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Touché, Nameless Probably Small-Town Paper
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Further proof that 99 percent of all soft news articles are just otterly ridiculous. - Matty Malaprop

You, Sir, Are Otterly Ridiculous

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You, Sir, Are Otterly Ridiculous
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I fail to sea why some people rivere this sort of tomfoolery. - Matty Malaprop

I Love the Way This Joke Seals the Deal

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I Love the Way This Joke Seals the Deal
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Well sure, this pun is a bit of a stretch, but it's funny enough that I find that to be mostly irrelephant(seal). - Matty Malaprop

You Otter Beaver-y Embarrassed Right Now

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You Otter Beaver-y Embarrassed Right Now
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Did you know that this otter is related to the honey badger? Yeah, it's true! They both don't care! - Matty Malaprop