Did you know that this otter is related to the honey badger? Yeah, it's true! They both don't care! - Matty Malaprop

Curse you, otters... even your heartbreak is overwhelmingly adorable! - Matty Malaprop

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I fail to sea why some people rivere this sort of tomfoolery. - Matty Malaprop

Well sure, this pun is a bit of a stretch, but it's funny enough that I find that to be mostly irrelephant(seal). - Matty Malaprop

With Valentine's Day fast approaching, I strongly encourage all of you to spend some quality time with an other that makes you feel punderful. - Matty Malaprop

... or you could just settle for A Valentine From Cheezburger!

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Further proof that 99 percent of all soft news articles are just otterly ridiculous. - Matty Malaprop