Loved by many, loathed by many, both men understood the importance of being earnest. - Matty Malaprop
I apologize for the brow-furrowingly small text on this post, punmasters, but I'd say it's still worth seeing because "either this wet t-shirt goes, or I do" might be the most brilliant piece of prose I've read so far in 2012. - Matty Malaprop
If you replace the heads in this post with the effigy of Nigel Thornberry, then I suppose that makes them both Thorn to be Wilde. - Matty Malaprop
After reading and rereading Where the Wild Things Are dozens of times, I'm finally beginning to understand the importance of being earnest. - Matty Malaprop
... because Lana Del Ray is way cooler than Steppenwolf ever was. - Matty Malaprop
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