And How Does Timmy's Proclivity for Falling Down Wells Make You Feel?

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"And you know what's the worst part of it, Doc? The worst of it is I save that sniveling little brat every other day it seems, and I've yet to even see a single milkbone for my troubles!" - Matty Malaprop

A Tramp Stamp of Massive Scale

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You get it guys? Because dragons are scaly and massive, so the tramp stamp is on a massive scale... #ThisisthePartWhereCricketSoundsHappen - Matty Malaprop

I Don't Think This Right is Limited to Soviet Russia...

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Ah, the ol' second amendment word order switcheroo. I didn't see that one com-OH WAIT YES I DID. - Matty Malaprop

And Haul Ass He Did!

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He knew following his orders was the correct thing to do, but boy oh boy was he sEeyore in the mornin'! - Matty Malaprop

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