Transformer? I don't even know her! - Matty Malaprop

And he's post-op, so now he transforms into a minivan. Lady's gotta get her kids to soccer practice somehow, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

This happy robot brought to you by Craig Finn and the rest of the members of The Hold Steady. - Matty Malaprop

... and watch Michael Bay destroy it. CREY. - Matty Malaprop

I'm pretty sure a spinoff show about Optimus Primer would still be more compelling than any of the Michael Bay "Transformers" films... - Matty Malaprop